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Sanity Blog #1:
Preparing for Nuremberg Trial 2.0
To: MPP Randy Pettapiece <randy.pettapiececo@pc.ola.org>
Date: June 5, 2020
Subject: Preparing Your Defence for Nuremberg Trial 2.0
Dear Mr. Pettapiece,
I hope you have recovered from whatever severe illness prevented you from voting on Motion 111 on Monday. Did you have COVID? Short of a ventilator, I can’t imagine what would have stopped you from attending what must have been the most important vote in the history of Ontario.
It wasn’t like you even had to show up in person. You could have attended virtually, while watching Netflix (like most kids do in school now, don’t they?).
Now, it’s not like we expected you would have voted against Lord Ford’s continued reign. Miracles do happen, but so far you seem pretty set at turning our province into a totalitarian regime (under the guise of saving lives from a common cold virus with a 99.8% survival rate). Therefore, by abstaining from Monday’s vote you aren’t fooling us into believing you are somehow neutral on this issue.
Silence is consent, as you know. Silence, also, often, is cowardice. Quite frankly, many of us would have had more respect for you if you voted in favour of Ford’s continued dictatorship instead of mowing the lawn. If you’re going to support tyranny, do it with pride. It’ll make it easier to incriminate you when the COVID house of lies collapses.
As you know, people are waking up to the hoax in great numbers. It probably keeps you up at night. They are catching on that you’ve supported the destruction of so many people’s lives through lockdown-induced poverty, depression and isolation. You’ve even supported people wearing these useless germ collectors on their faces — turning our province into a mass of faceless zombies.
It’s not looking really good for you come Nuremberg Trial 2.0.
I think what we need to do is get some fun footage of you acting like a sane person. Why not come out to the No More Lockdown picnic today in Upper Queen’s Park? You could still wear your mask and keep six feet away from other bio-hazardous human beings. But, at the same time, we could get some great videos of you and your family playing Frisbee and having a three legged race with the anti-lockdown crowd. Be a sport! Let the kids hit you with a few water balloons. We could then save all the footage to a Google Drive and it would be all set for you to present at you military tribunal.
Here’s a link to the flyer. Hope to see you there!
Sincerely,
John C. A. Manley
P.S. Do you play the banjo? If so, please bring it along! You strumming some folk tunes for the anti-maskers might help ensure you only get life in at Milhaven's maximum security prison. A harmonica would be awesome, also. It's all about optics, after all.
P.P.S. Also, if you could bring some of Doug Ford's cheese cake, I think many of the COVID skeptics would really appreciate that. Personally, I'm lactose intolerant, so don't be offended if I don't eat any.
